Gen detected; Clean taken on!
A message arrives in my Outlook work box: "W97M_IIS.GEN has been detected,and Clean has been taken on 5/15/2008 3:01:48 PM." Now who is this deviant Gen/gender Kathy Acker pirate with a mullet brandishing her sledgehammer, charging at the Ford Foundation fortress (my current employer), and who is this Agent Clean who's been taken on to combat, dissuade, seduce and otherwise disarm her? What computer nerd or word gymnast can explain this oddball programming conceit to me? Amidst the avalanche of proposals submitted to the foundation, c/o Asya Graf, this is the most intimate message, and the one promising a more revolutionary battle than anything waged in the name of social justice!
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To Chinese simple:
查出了病毒，并且干净被采取了
Back to English:
Has found out the virus, and is adopted cleanly.
Then to Russian:
Узнает вирус, и принимает чисто.
AND back to English:
Virus learns, and it assumes purely.
Indeed!